Friday, February 15, 2008

Fine! We'll talk about the Goddamn Time-Life books!

As I wrap my arms around you, I can tell you've never been this far before. If your child needs a Daddy, I can help. Know when. Crying in the rain. They call him the streak. On that ro-ad. Let's go. Star-spangled ro-de-o. All the wrong places. Golden ring. Loo-siana wo-man. He stopped. No, no, no, this is my favorite. Here you come again. Another somebody done somebody wrong. Further I fall, over the edge. Shove it. You picked a fine time. Mama made it. No way to hold my head that didn't hurt. Just a sin away. Any day now. It do make 'em blue. We re-ly on each other. Sleeping single in a double bed. Behind closed doors, hair hanging down. If YOU happen to see the most beautiful girl? I never promised you none rose garden. The reason God made Oklahoma? YOU! I'll never know just what she see's in me. Gobble my crank, Eva Murray. There ain't no getting over me. Jus' a swingin'. I love a rainy night too Mr. Rabbit. I'm guilty of love in the first degreeeee. On the other hand...........



In St. Louis, MO, a housewife felt a sharp pain in her left hand. Three thousand miles away, at the exact same moment, her daughter burned her left hand cooking bacon. Coincidence? Or something more?

2 comments:

Halcyon said...

Not sure what this post is about, but I like the reference to that great duet, You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma.

Clipper said...

I was listening to an infomercial about time-life country classics CD's, and
the whole post is composed of lyrics from those songs. And you ARE the
reason God made Oklahoma.